Schlameel Schlamasil

The manager type person at the restaurant I’m eating in right now is ridiculously good looking. Like movie star quality with a pleasing baritone. He may be a clone or some nefarious Stepford creation.

“Since a three-dimensional object casts a two-dimensional shadow, we should be able to imagine the unknown four-dimensional object whose shadow we are.”
— Marcel Duchamp (via randygrskovic)

(Source: fables-of-the-reconstruction, via randygrskovic)

sixbucks:

I stole all my dance moves from The Dude.

(Source: anti-sad, via technohell)

maudelynn:

John Waters and David Lynch meet outside a Bob’s Big Boy, LA c.1979 
via Paraphilia Magazine

maudelynn:

John Waters and David Lynch meet outside a Bob’s Big Boy, LA c.1979 

via Paraphilia Magazine

asieybarbie:

ignore anyone who tells you otherwise.

(via themarysue)

corporalsteiner:

ポピー 魔法のプリンセスミンキーモモ かんごふさんバッグ - ねおまんだらけ

This was my favorite show growing up.

(via technohell)

buzzfeed:

Tina Belcher is basically the personification of tumblr.

archiemcphee:

Macabre baking maven Annabel de Vetten of Conjurer’s Kitchen (previously featured here) created this deliciously gruesome dissected cake in response to frequently being asked what’s inside her elaborately decorated cakes and what they taste like:

"Of course only the pretty cakes look like this on the inside, all the creepy and unusual cakes are yummy sponge cakes in many different flavours! ;-)

OK, so I’m kidding. Everything is tasty.”

[via Conjurer’s Kitchen]

For you, Shane.

“If you’re nice to an animal, it loves you for life. If you’re nice to a person, who the fuck knows what’s gonna happen.”
@llvvzz (via nevver)

(via nevver)

camijtee:

Sailor Moon may have my heart, but Tina Belcher has my soul.
Grabbing buns by moonlight.Writing friend-fiction by daylight. 

camijtee:

Sailor Moon may have my heart, but Tina Belcher has my soul.

Grabbing buns by moonlight.
Writing friend-fiction by daylight. 

(via themarysue)

Inay’s drag show, Friday night. Pancit, lumpia, & boobies. The audience faces are the best. Also a reminder that my wig collection needs some love and attention.