Schlameel Schlamasil

I was going to write something funny and/or profound. Then the wine hit. Now I cannot remember…

Within the last hour I have been pooped on, sneezed so hard that I peed, cut my hand, found a buried bullet, made huge boob sweat stains on my t-shirt…my yard still looks a hot mess.  I, however, have not a fuck to give.

I’m feeling really sassy and sarcastic today. I might need to stay vaguely tipsy until this hoorah work trip is over.

thesoftghetto:

We’ve all heard of Betty Boop. But how many of you knew that she was based off of a BLACK woman.

Yes Betty Boop was based off of Ms.Esther Jones known by her stage name “Baby Esther”. She was an African-American singer and entertainer of the 1920’s. Her singing trademark was “Boop oop da doop” hence the name Betty Boop! She performed regularly at the cotton club in Harlem,New York.

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(via darksilenceinsuburbia)

mostlysignssomeportents:

Thanks to some wags at the sign shop, the DPW Ghetto now lives at the corner of MLK and Cesar Chavez. #BM2014 #DPW #DPW2014 #DPWGhetto #SignShop by sfslim on Flickr.Thanks to some wags at the sign shop, the DPW Ghetto now lives at the corner of MLK and Cesar Chavez. #BM2014 #DPW #DPW2014 #DPWGhetto #SignShop

Oh my god, I love this game…

mostlysignssomeportents:

Thanks to some wags at the sign shop, the DPW Ghetto now lives at the corner of MLK and Cesar Chavez. #BM2014 #DPW #DPW2014 #DPWGhetto #SignShop by sfslim on Flickr.

Thanks to some wags at the sign shop, the DPW Ghetto now lives at the corner of MLK and Cesar Chavez. #BM2014 #DPW #DPW2014 #DPWGhetto #SignShop

Oh my god, I love this game…

magnificentruin:

Scott StosselMy Age of Anxiety: Fear, Hope, Dread, and the Search for Peace of Mind

magnificentruin:

Scott Stossel
My Age of Anxiety: Fear, Hope, Dread, and the Search for Peace of Mind

wilwheaton:


Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, 1970s

Well, now I guess we need McKayla Maroney to play Wonder Woman…

wilwheaton:

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, 1970s

Well, now I guess we need McKayla Maroney to play Wonder Woman…

(Source: vintagegal)